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標  題: 李遠哲與曾子說台灣兩大亂源？
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＊＊＊＊＊　金玉良言

上失其道,民散久矣,如得其情,則哀衿而勿喜--曾子
〔編按：曾子說的是台灣的媒體與政客〕

The onething that hurt more than paying an incometax is not having to pay an
incometax
比繳所得稅更令人難過的是───不用繳所得稅。
〔編按：產業外移大陸的台灣失業勞工〕

中年是當你的年紀表現在你的肚子時.--鮑伯.霍伯

＊＊＊＊＊　詩歌

長亭外古道邊,芳草碧連天.晚風拂柳,笛聲殘,夕陽山外山.天之涯地之角.知交半零落.
一壺濁酒盡餘歡,今宵別夢寒-李叔同

雲母屏風燭影深,長河漸落曉星沈.嫦娥應悔偷靈藥,碧海青天夜夜心--李商隱

＊＊＊＊＊　短篇

Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so
excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked
them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be
a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would
be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I
know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss!
Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and
Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to
smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a
great loss!"

＊＊＊＊＊　時間的女兒

《阿扁是宋楚瑜所說的台灣敗家子嗎？答案在此》
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真相是時間的女兒。───英國諺語

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愈瞭解民調的玄虛請看這裡。
拆穿民調的西洋鏡。
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